72 hour program Nov. 4 @ Republican Headquarters in Ozark 8:30 am

 

You might be a liberal if…

1. You think that killing unborn children is justified but not convicted murderers

 

2. You think that consenting adults can engage freely in every activity except capitalism.

 

3. If you think the answer to ANY crime, infraction, or injustice is counseling.

 

4. If you think only white people can be racist.

 

5. If you think Rush Limbaugh and Michael Reagan are mean spirited racists and promote hate crime but Maxine Waters, John Conyers and Louis Farakahn aren't and don't.

 

6. If you think that tax cuts hurt poor people and are uncompassionate but taking 30% from their paychecks is compassionate

 

7. If you don't want the Christian Right imposing their morality on you, but you want to impose big government on everyone else because they won't do the right thing.

 

8. If you think that the only acceptable hate crime is Christian bashing.

 

9. If your idea of compassion is giving a homeless person a shopping cart but expecting them to accept the responsibilities of life is mean spirited, racist, bigoted, etc. ad nauseum.

 

10. If you think the best way to care about a disease is to wear a ribbon.

 

11. You believe in global warming today just as firmly as you believed in global cooling back in the 1970s.

 

12. You mentally subtract 100 points from someone’s IQ if the person speaks with a Southern accent.

 

13. You think that the phrase “separation of church and state” is in the Constitution.

 

14. You are more concerned with Vice President Cheney’s links to Halliburton than with Saddam Hussein’s links to international terrorism.

 

15.you believe Bill Clinton left office with a budget surplus and Social Security fully funded. You’re diffidently a liberal if you believe there’s any actual cash in the Social Security Trust Fund.

 

16. You think that all republicans are racists but you don’t know who Robert Byrd and Fred Waldron Phelps, Sr. are.